It’s got my favorite food court. Much better than Goldblum’s House of Foreskin circumcision clinic.
This place sucks! They don’t even have internet, so I can’t tweet a blow-by-blow of my abortion(s) to all my followers. They did give me a lucky fetus’ foot on a keychain, though. It’s a real conversation piece.
I’m surprised the other reviews speak so highly of the Abortionplex. Their return policy is horrid. My rent-a-doc did a bum job and I asked for my baby back, but they refused! Also, the magazines in the waiting room were all sticky (maybe from the baby daddies?). Grody! I’m giving them three stars because they got the job done, but next time I’ll take my business to the Galleriabortion. Higher class.
The yogurt they serve actually has fat in it. False advertising.