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It’s undemocratic of me to wish this would actually happen, right?

It’s undemocratic of me to wish this would actually happen, right?

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Rick Santorum: “I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money.”

Everyone is going after Ron Paul for his racist newsletters and remarks, but we can’t forget that stigmatizing POC is standard operating procedure for Republicans.

At a New Year’s campaign stop in Sioux City, Iowa, Rick Santorum outlined his vision for the country—one that focuses on cutting government aid to the needy at a time when poverty rates are rising.

Even more troubling, Santorum seems to hold Reagan-era ideas about poverty that explicitly racialize it and, more subtly, link Blackness to shiftlessness, indecency, and immorality:

“Having that strong foundation of the faith and family allows America to be in a position where we can be more free,” Santorum says. “We can be free because we are good decent moral people.”

For Santorum that means cutting government regulation. Making Americans less dependent on government aid. Fewer people getting food stamps, Medicaid and other forms of federal assistance — especially one group.

“I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money,” Santorum begins. “I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money and provide for themselves and their families.”

Santorum did not elaborate on why he singled out blacks who rely on federal assistance. The voters here didn’t seem to care.

This is the Reagan lie about the welfare queen all over again, disguised as compassionate conservatism. Santorum doesn’t care about making poor people’s lives or Black people’s lives better. Like all Republicans, Rick Santorum just wants to cut federal spending so he can lower taxes for corporations and the wealthy.

Rick Santorum: fully living up to his name

(Source: NPR)

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9-year-old Ari Garnick asked some of the GOP candidates the question, “if you could be any superhero, who would it be and why?

The geek in me thinks the answers are interesting and possibly revealing. I knew Mitt Romney would pick Superman: a patriotic, unambiguously (for the most part) good guy and a totally safe and boring pick (much like Romney himself)….no wonder three other candidates also picked Superman.

Also, I’m completely unsurprised that Ron Paul was kind of jerky to a kid.

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That top image is the White House’s official Christmas card, featuring pet dog, Bo, relaxing in front of a fire place.

The bottom image is Fox’s official Christmas card, featuring two cartoon foxes roasting an NBC peacock over an open flame.

Yet Sarah Palin, speaking on Fox News & Commentary, thinks the White House card is “odd” and that it lacks the depiction of “American foundational values” like “family, faith and freedom.”

My Christmas wish is for these people to be visited by three ghosts who will show them that their mindless nitpicking, pointless obstructionism, and useless partisanship are killing this country.

Wooooww…..

A Fair and Balanced Christmas Carol

Jerry Falwell was dead to begin with. Dead as a doornail. His death was noted by Fox News, and the Fox News name was as good as any other news organization, as was well known.

Oh, but what a nasty piece of work was Fox News! a lying, manipulating, partisan, propagandizing, intolerant snotwaffle. The brainchild of Rupert Murdoch, it was as loathsome as a spider and as hateful as the heart of Pat Robertson. 

Once upon a time - on Christmas, of all the days of the year - old Fox News was sitting in its headquarters, watching his minions writing stories of the War on Christmas, while National Geographic huddled in the corner, broadcasting a wildlife documentary.

“Hello, uncle!” cried Glee, Fox’s liberal quasi-offspring. He had just come back from his Christmas special, and between his merrymaking and gay shipping, color had sprung even stronger into his cheeks.

“Bah,” said Fox News. “Humbug!”

“Christmas a humbug? You don’t mean that, I’m sure.”

“Bah, ‘Merry Christmas’! We all know that there’s a war on Christmas, and our Christian nation, and anyone who says ‘Merry Christmas’ is simply pandering to further their profits! Out upon ‘Happy Holidays’ and ‘Merry Christmas’ alike! Keep your commercialized atheist propaganda, and let me keep Christmas in my own way.”

“Keep it? But you do nothing but complain about the war on it!”

“Let me complain, then!”

And with that, Scrooge shooed out the poor Glee, National Geographic, and the starving woman on his doorstep, who was begging for money to pay for kindergarten, muttering about class warfare. He stopped to see a young boy with a sign calling for increased regulation of industry to prevent global warming, and he scoffed. “Bah! Humbug!” he said to himself. “It’s all a conspiracy on the part of the scientists, anyway, this ‘global warming.’ It’s certainly cold enough.”

When he returned home, he thought he saw Jerry Falwell’s face in his knocker - it was quite a large knocker - but dismissed it. But as the clock struck one, he was visited by a strange spirit.

“Spirit!” cried Fox News, “Who are you, or were you?”

“In life, I was the Reverend Jerry Falwell.”

“Why do you trouble me?” asked the much-frightened Fox News.

“You see these chains?” asked Falwell, gesturing to those that festooned him like so many garlands. “I forged them with every word of hatred I spoke, every racist comment, every sexist and heterosexist notion I propogated. Your chain is longer, yes, and heavier. I am doomed to walk the Earth, carrying my burden, but you may yet be saved.”

“What must I do?” asked Fox News.

“You will be haunted by three spirits: nitpicking, obstructionism, and partisanship! Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls one!”

And with that, he vanished.

Fox News thought that perhaps he had but dreamt it, but sure enough, he awoke to Jon Stewart hovering over his bed.

“What the-!”

“I am the Ghost of Mindless Nitpicking!”

“Whose nitpicking?”

“Yours, obviously.”

Fox News could remember no time at all when he had nitpicked, and if he had, it was certainly not mindless, and he said as much to the spirit, who looked at him with a calculated look of disdain.

“Come with me!” shouted Stewart, and pulled Fox News through his screens until he arrived at the set of Fox & Friends. “Do you remember this place?”

“Remember it? Of course!”

“And do you remember this?” And at once the set was filled with people, all mocking Chaz Bono while completely ignoring Nancy Grace’s nipple slip.

Fox News felt a certain twinge where his heart would be, if he was a person and not an anthropomorphized news organization. “Well…”

And Jon led him through his memories, showing him every incident of completely missing the point, or taking outrage at things that were not themselves outrageous - chastising President Obama for inviting the rapper Common to the White House, despite hosting Ted Nugent (who threatened the president) on their show, for example. And then Fox News found himself back in his own studio, with his own bed.

He dozed for a moment, dreaming of Sarah Palin and guns, when he was awoken by laughter. Tiptoeing to his sitting room, he saw Stephen Colbert, sitting in a heap of money and books.

“Come in, and know me better, man!” said Stephen Colbert. “I am the Ghost of Pointless Obstructionism!”

“I see,” said Fox News. “Your predecessor showed me some things that I feel already at work, and so I hope to benefit from your example.”

And so the second spirit showed him the lies that Fox News told: how he silenced opposition to President Bush and the Iraq War with cries of treason; how he allowed pundits to shout over and intimidate guests, or outright lie about history; and how he allowed for politicians to lie by giving them a platform. And then he led him to National Geographic, with all his animal children. Except for one: Polar Bear.

Polar Bear floundered on his iceberg, hunted for food in a vastly shrinking territory, and often seemed in danger of drowning.

“Spirit,” said Fox News, with an interest he had never felt before, “tell me if Polar Bear will live.”

“I see a world with nothing but pizzly bears, and a vast ocean without Artic ice. If these shadows remained unaltered, the bear will go extinct.”

“Oh, no!” cried Fox News. “Say he will be spared!”

“Are you not unconcerned by ‘global warming,’ which, according to the now-debunked Climategate, is but a scientific conspiracy?”

Fox News was silent. And in the silence, Stephen Colbert faded away.

The clock struck again, and before Fox News stood a hooded figure. “Who are you?” asked Fox News.

The spirit was silent, and only pointed to the scene it had set. It led him to a television set. And before him, there was Chaos: theocracy, racism, dead women in back-alley abortion clinics, widespread poverty, and violence. But as he watched, he saw more: a small colony in Canada, populated by escaped Democratic expatriots.

Fox News was horrified. “Spirit! Say these things will not pass! Say that Americans will not defect to Canada!”

The spirit was silent. “Oh, spirit!” said Fox News, clutching its robes, “I will reform! I will truly be fair and balanced, and be less racist, sexist, and homophobic; I will allow each side their say, and refuse to be a mouthpiece for the Republican Party!”

And the spirit faded away, leaving Fox News alone in his room.

And Fox News was better than his word, which up to that point had been much in question. He donated regularly to Planned Parenthood and to the World Wildlife Fund, and campaigned on behalf of progressive legislation. And Polar Bear, who did not go extinct, lived on to become a mascot for the company, besides the titular Fox.

THE END

It’s a Christmas miracle!

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That top image is the White House’s official Christmas card, featuring pet dog, Bo, relaxing in front of a fire place.

The bottom image is Fox’s official Christmas card, featuring two cartoon foxes roasting an NBC peacock over an open flame.

Yet Sarah Palin, speaking on Fox News & Commentary, thinks the White House card is “odd” and that it lacks the depiction of “American foundational values” like “family, faith and freedom.”

My Christmas wish is for these people to be visited by three ghosts who will show them that their mindless nitpicking, pointless obstructionism, and useless partisanship are killing this country.

(Source: Mother Jones)

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By the numbers:

think-progress:

Republicans are willing to raise taxes on more than 100 million households

to spare 345,000 millionaires from a tiny surtax.

Something doesn’t add up.

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The thing is, such obvious inconsistencies could be avoided if contemporary GOP candidates remembered that their party has a history of supporting local-level government  (vs. federal government) instead of being about minimizing ALL government at every level.
A pro-state/local government stance is not only consistent with Republicanism and actually defensible, but could attract support from more liberal voters too. Local government can be more flexible and responsive to local circumstances and constituencies and voters can feel like they have a better shot at influencing policy at the state and local level. So you can make pragmatic and democratic arguments in favor of subsidiarity that would allow you, a current/former governor, to tout your achievements without seeming like a hypocritical ass.

The thing is, such obvious inconsistencies could be avoided if contemporary GOP candidates remembered that their party has a history of supporting local-level government (vs. federal government) instead of being about minimizing ALL government at every level.

A pro-state/local government stance is not only consistent with Republicanism and actually defensible, but could attract support from more liberal voters too. Local government can be more flexible and responsive to local circumstances and constituencies and voters can feel like they have a better shot at influencing policy at the state and local level. So you can make pragmatic and democratic arguments in favor of subsidiarity that would allow you, a current/former governor, to tout your achievements without seeming like a hypocritical ass.

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The ten stupidest objections to the Occupy movement

The ten stupidest objections to the Occupy movement

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Oh, and let me give a special shout-out to “centrist” pundits who won’t admit that President Obama has already given them what they want. The dialogue seems to go like this. Pundit: “Why won’t the president come out for a mix of spending cuts and tax hikes?” Mr. Obama: “I support a mix of spending cuts and tax hikes.” Pundit: “Why won’t the president come out for a mix of spending cuts and tax hikes?”

You see, admitting that one side is willing to make concessions, while the other isn’t, would tarnish one’s centrist credentials. And the result is that the G.O.P. pays no price for refusing to give an inch.

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Paul Krugman on what counts as political ‘centrism’ these days

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"And so even the smart Republicans—and I do believe most of the candidates in the GOP presidential field are intelligent—have to at least play dumb. Mitt Romney, for example, has to pretend he doesn’t know what’s causing global warming. A few weeks ago he told an audience in Pittsburgh, “My view is that we don’t know what’s causing climate change on this planet.” Hard to believe, because as recently as June of this year he said, “I believe, based on what I read, that the world is getting warmer. And No. 2, I believe that humans contribute to that.” Romney’s new-and-not-improved position is a shameless pander to the know-nothings. Same with evolution, where Republicans know they can earn applause by denouncing science. Apparently to run in today’s GOP you must believe, in the words of comedian Lewis Black, that “The Flintstones is a documentary."

Rick Perry Shows GOP Dumbing Itself Down to Be Our Stupid Party - The Daily Beast (via apsies)

Man, this is just not a flattering reflection of GOP voters.

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