paolaandfrancesca replied to your photo: We can also tell if you’re not using your laptop…
Seriously, I’m not TV. A few years ago I had a student sit in class and pick his nose. I can’t say it wasn’t distracting.
UGH.
Students seem to think they’re invisible if they’re not talking.
Other things that people seem to think confer invisibility:
- being in your car
- being in your house next to the open window
- disciplining your children
- having screaming arguments with significant others
- being in a movie theater
- making out
If you’re seeking an affair because you’re not “feeling the luv at home”, then setting up an OKCupid profile and messaging much younger and more attractive women is not the way to go. There are websites out there that cater to your lascivious, nicotine-stained smiles, anonymized photographs, and desire to be “discrete”. Get your pathetic dirtbag selves to ashleymadison.com or adultfriendfinder.com and leave those of us who are already leery of online dating the fuck alone.
By the way, I hope your wives find your profiles and hire excellent divorce lawyers.
Thoroughly revolted,
Downlo
Morgan Freeman is forever ruined for me. I didn’t have particularly strong feelings about him one way or another, but he seemed like an OK guy. Now he just seems like a creep.
I dared myself because I like to think that I’m not too squeamish. Most of it was what I expected: pus, wounds, blood, etc. But that pumpkin seed story is amazing. Urban legend-worthy. It needs to be told and retold.
Go here for the epic details. Warning: graphic pictures and video as well as gross stories ahead. And you’ll never look at pumpkin seeds in the same way again.
newsweek:
frangry:
Holy mother fucking throw up shit.
Today in omg, we just threw up in our mouths.
Today in omg: Newsweek just made my fucking week.
(Source: frangry)
I swear he has some sort of toilet fixation. Not only does he run into the bathroom to be petted whenever I’m doing my business in there, he also gets all affectionate after he uses his litterbox.
Ew, cat. Your fur still smells like poo. Away from me!
