i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
Reblogging because “I don’t need feminism because…” is like nails on a chalkboard to me…
but mostly because SUE PERKINS GIF. BEING TOTALLY DONE WITH MEN.
Also reblogging for gif.
I also want to brag about being really good at opening jars. My hands are small but freaky strong.
Thanks for nothing!
Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”:
“Got Laid Parade”
They call it “the stride of pride” in The Sims and it’s hilarious.
I just can’t! It’s the worst decision in the history of literature, immortalised on the big screen. I wouldn’t hurt so much if I didn’t know Laurie ends up with that brat Amy while Jo marries that old guy. But I do, and I HATE it!
I bet after the book was published and Louisa May Alcott re-read she was like oh fuck…
I used to think this. For the longest time I resented the fact that Amy got the rich, gorgeous husband while Jo ended up with an impoverished, average-looking older man.
But I reread the book when I was older and have completely changed my view. Laurie is a lightweight who didn’t deserve Jo. He’s never had to struggle for anything. He and Amy were perfect for each other in that regard and many others—they’re both cute, lucky, selfish, and largely talentless dabblers.
Jo, on the other hand, is talented, hard-working, and has had to struggle and fight to get what she wanted. Professor Bhaer is brilliant, kind, selfless, and pushes Jo to be the best she can be. He challenges Jo; Laurie would’ve bored her. I think everyone ended up with the right partner.