1. “Over the weekend, he took out his iPhone and began to surreptitiously record video of his aides asleep in their seats. As he prowled the cabin, laughing quietly to himself, he seemed to understand that come Tuesday, win or lose, this chapter of his life would be over.”

    Wat

     
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    Welp, I’m never sleeping again.

    Welp, I’m never sleeping again.

     
  3. 18:29 17th Oct 2012

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    Reblogged from spookyskookin

    Tags: creepycutecatsanimalsgifs

    jokerkat:

    geekarama:

    What if instead of walking on all fours, cats walked like this?

    I would never breathe again because I’d be laughing too hard. 

    (Source: superherotimelorddetective)

     
  4. youmightfindyourself:

    The human body is capable of some incredible autonomous processes, processes which happen subconsciously (like breathing), or bypass the brain entirely, like the notorious ‘knee-jerk’ reflex.

    The Lazarus reflex, however, is a much more disturbing product of evolution. Hours after the brain has died, bodies are seen to suddenly raise their arms upwards and then gently lay them on their chest.

    In the past, this has obviously led to the assumption that the patient is, in fact, alive and trying to make a sign or alert others. As Allan Ropper states in his paper ‘Unusual spontaneous movements in brain-dead patients’;

     
  5. Vintage Halloween costumes. (I avoided the overtly racist ones). It’s amazing how black-and-white amateur photography and lack of context can make small children wearing crappy costumes so freakish-looking.

    1) A Harlequin clown that appears to be holding a face; 2) Skullhead; 3) Children dressed as witches 1956; 4) I have a vague feeling these masks might be racist, but I can’t figure out what they’re supposed to be; 5) More creepy masks; 6) A rabbit; 7) A row of devils

     
  6. I think this is from Nosferatu

    I think this is from Nosferatu

     
  7. Though I think “136 Wiki articles about strange or mysterious things” is a more accurate title.

     
  8. This isn’t Halloween-related, per se, but an actual thing I found for sale on Amazon.com: Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask Kit

    By delivering a light pulsation from a 9-volt battery (included), the 26 gold-plated contact points inside this facemask gradually tone the skin and reduce the appearance of wrinkling. The mask’s control unit has a knob that adjusts the pulsation intensity to suit individual preference. Though the mask is made of hard plastic, you can adjust the headband and extend key contact points by rotating them so you can fit the mask to any face size, both male and female.

     
  9. 20:52

    Notes: 1402

    Reblogged from frannah

    Tags: owlanimalsbirdscutecreepy

    image: Download

    madpunishmentwheel:bonerhedges

Those eyes are the windows to hell.

    madpunishmentwheel:bonerhedges

    Those eyes are the windows to hell.

    (Source: bonergina)

     
  10. Dear J Beedo:
Womankind does not owe you sex and companionship.
Fuck the fuck off.
#GetUsedToMasturbating
ETA: This was a featured post under the #LOL tag. What is funny about this?

    Dear J Beedo:

    Womankind does not owe you sex and companionship.

    Fuck the fuck off.

    #GetUsedToMasturbating

    ETA: This was a featured post under the #LOL tag. What is funny about this?

     
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    This cute/creepy photograph was found by a Redditor at a flea market.

    This cute/creepy photograph was found by a Redditor at a flea market.

     
  12. 18:25

    Notes: 161

    Reblogged from nezua

    Tags: maskschildrencostumesphotographycreepy

    nezua:

wanna play a game?

    nezua:

    wanna play a game?

    (Source: )

     
  13. weinventyou:

The Elephants (Dali)

    weinventyou:

    The Elephants (Dali)