…but I will totally reject guys on OKCupid based on their noses. Even if they’re otherwise attractive.
I don’t like my nose. It has more character than beauty. So I need a good nose on my potential mate in case we ever reproduce. I need a reliable nose in the gene mix so my kids will have a fighting chance.
(Stay tuned for a future post where I neurotically obsess about chinlessness, theoretical life partners, and nonexistent children.)