1. I am an asshole

    Someone sends me a message that contains the following sentence:

    I like your profile and wouldnt write if i didnt think you were physically and mentally attractive.

    I immediately think, “Thanks for clearing that up! I thought you were writing to me because you think I’m ugly and repellent.”

    My natural tendency to snark mercilessly on less-than-perfect men means I’m going to be single forever, right?

    Though I think I prefer that fate to being with someone who doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re.

     
    1. ihavewastedmylife reblogged this from downlo and added:
      I like your profile and wouldnt write if i didnt think you were physically and mentally attractive.
    2. daisen-in said: That cat lady gif just got bookmarked for inevitable future use.
    3. scoldylocked said: That is one awkward sentence. I hope the rest of the message was better.
    4. downlo posted this