Someone sends me a message that contains the following sentence:
I like your profile and wouldnt write if i didnt think you were physically and mentally attractive.
I immediately think, “Thanks for clearing that up! I thought you were writing to me because you think I’m ugly and repellent.”
My natural tendency to snark mercilessly on less-than-perfect men means I’m going to be single forever, right?
Though I think I prefer that fate to being with someone who doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re.